Happy 21st Bidet To Meeeee

Kinja'd!!! "KirkyV" (KirkyV)
01/24/2016 at 14:14 • Filed to: None

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Today, I wake up a new man. As of midnight, last night, I’ve been legally able to buy and drink beer... For exactly three years!

Also there’s this:

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So that’ll be fun.

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Man, I hope my insurance is gonna get cheaper.


DISCUSSION (30)


Kinja'd!!! djmt1 > KirkyV
01/24/2016 at 14:17

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Happy Birthday man and what do you hope to drive?


Kinja'd!!! Agrajag > KirkyV
01/24/2016 at 14:19

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You have how many bidets?

Happy birthday!


Kinja'd!!! KirkyV > djmt1
01/24/2016 at 14:21

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Cheers, man.

Anyway, here’s my options:

Ferrari 360

Ferrari 430

Gallardo

V8 Vantage

DB9

Audi R8

Bentley Continental GT,

BMW i8

Porsche 911

Ariel Atom

Nissan GTR

I’m definitely having a go in the Vantage and the 911, but I haven’t decided on the rest yet. I’ve got a whole year before the voucher’s no longer valid, so I’m gonna think on it.


Kinja'd!!! KirkyV > Agrajag
01/24/2016 at 14:22

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One for every hole.


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > KirkyV
01/24/2016 at 14:24

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Happy Birthday! My insurance dropped $40 by my 19th birthday.


Kinja'd!!! KirkyV > TheHondaBro
01/24/2016 at 14:29

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Thanks, man!


Kinja'd!!! djmt1 > KirkyV
01/24/2016 at 14:29

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You have to try the Atom, it’s glorious!


Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > KirkyV
01/24/2016 at 14:30

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Fantastic - happy birthday. Find a place with Newcastle on draft if you can. Nectar of the gods.

And I am old enough to remember when MD and DC had a drinking age of 18 ... and a drive-through liquor store right near U MD, where I went to school. Good times.


Kinja'd!!! $kaycog > KirkyV
01/24/2016 at 14:31

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Happy Birthday! Have some cake!


Kinja'd!!! KirkyV > djmt1
01/24/2016 at 14:31

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Oh, I want to try the Atom - I know it’d easily be the most fun - but I’m having trouble working up the nerve. If I’m gonna crash anything, it’ll be that.


Kinja'd!!! KirkyV > $kaycog
01/24/2016 at 14:33

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Thanks! Oh, I’ve had cake. So, so much cake. I can’t see for all the cake!

(I have three birthday cakes. I think they’re trying to kill me.)


Kinja'd!!! KirkyV > Steve in Manhattan
01/24/2016 at 14:35

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Thanks, man! I think we’re just gonna make a circuit of all the local pubs, and I know for a fact at least one has Newcastle.


Kinja'd!!! $kaycog > KirkyV
01/24/2016 at 14:36

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You’ve had too much cake. Here, have some beer.


Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > KirkyV
01/24/2016 at 14:40

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Where are you located?


Kinja'd!!! Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > KirkyV
01/24/2016 at 14:41

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YOU NEED TO DRIVE THE ATOM. Hands down the most fun I've had in a car with my pants on.


Kinja'd!!! KirkyV > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell.
01/24/2016 at 14:44

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Well, with a recommendation like that, I can’t really say no, can I?

Okay: Vantage, 911, Atom. Two more to go.


Kinja'd!!! Svend > KirkyV
01/24/2016 at 14:45

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Happy birthday young man.

I know the day is nearly over but I hope you enjoy what’s left of it.


Kinja'd!!! KirkyV > Steve in Manhattan
01/24/2016 at 14:46

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Little town in South-East-iest England - seriously, you can see France across the sea - called Folkestone.


Kinja'd!!! KirkyV > Svend
01/24/2016 at 14:48

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Cheers, man! And I will—I’ve been busy with various celebrations all weekend.


Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > KirkyV
01/24/2016 at 14:54

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Oh my, I’d love to come and see it. Also, you and your friends - a couple years back we went to a wedding in Belgium. I am not a beer drinker very much, but in Belgium it was fresh and delicious as champagne. You could do a lot worse than take a road trip to Brussels, Ghent, Bruges, or Antwerp. And the people are friendly, and the women are gorgeous. If that’s your thing.


Kinja'd!!! KnowsAboutCars > KirkyV
01/24/2016 at 14:55

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Happy birthday! Here’s a concept 106 designed by Gruau and built by Sbarro.

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And another weird concept for good measure, Peugeot Toscana.

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Kinja'd!!! KirkyV > Steve in Manhattan
01/24/2016 at 14:57

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Eh, don’t—there’s much nicer English seaside towns to visit. We’ve never quite recovered from the advent of cheap air travel, honestly.

And as for Belgium, well, I'll have to make a weekend of it at some point. I’ve actually been through there quite a few times, but always on the way to other places.


Kinja'd!!! The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > KirkyV
01/24/2016 at 14:59

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Ohhh, a Peugeot 106 Rallye S2. I prefer them in yellow,but the blue looks amazing.

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Kinja'd!!! KirkyV > KnowsAboutCars
01/24/2016 at 15:00

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A picture of a 106 I was previously unaware existed? And an equally nineties-tastic Peugeot concept? These are fine birthday presents indeed!


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01/24/2016 at 15:02

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My favourite 106 - outside of my own, of course - is probably the S1 Rallye 1.3, in white. Love those cars.


Kinja'd!!! Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > KirkyV
01/24/2016 at 15:05

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i8 for novelty value of it being all future and what not. Then maybe GTR.


Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > KirkyV
01/24/2016 at 15:08

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Clarkson said Belgium was a place invented for Germany and Great Britain to work out their differences, but it’s so much more. We really had a great time - nearly everyone speaks English, Dutch, French, and German.


Kinja'd!!! norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > KirkyV
01/24/2016 at 16:14

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DB9!


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > KirkyV
01/24/2016 at 17:03

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Happy birthday duuuuude


Kinja'd!!! KirkyV > EL_ULY
01/24/2016 at 17:48

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Thanks, dude.